rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

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utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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wizard-fallen-angel:

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shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

This would be a lot easier than having to figure it out yourself

that would save confusion… a lot of confusion

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narcotine:

i’m always in a cuddling mood but I never have anyone to cuddle with do you see my struggle

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justashe-elf:

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firecrackerheart:

Scooby Scooby Do-We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now..

JINKYS VELMA

I’m not even a big Scooby Doo fan but this is damn cool!

how are you not a scooby doo fan???

no but seriously Velma though

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silversarcasm:

disabled children need to know that they’re worth more than being inspirational objects for abled adults

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